Captain Fluffy Bottoms Crazy Adventures There is a new country called Dylan’s Aisle. It is a beautiful island just off the coast of Aruba. It is a tropical 1’st world country where everyone poops outside in the jungle, everyone walks around naked, and we eat bugs and coconuts. It is a very peaceful place where no fighting is allowed. There would be daily yoga out on the beach for the women, as for the men, daily coconut football on the beach. If anybody wears clothes, we throw them in the 5000 foot high volcano as a sacrifice. We have Worships to the coconut gods every 5 hours so They know we are still here.
Every new-born baby has to get a scar of its last initial on its head so we know whose it is. We will have a population limit of 150 so everybody knows each other. That is my idea of a beautiful place for me and 150 other people to live. One day, on Dylan’s Isle, a man named Jeff, was walking to the daily session of coconut football. He was almost there, then all of a sudden he saw a humongous beast from the tree. The beast looked down on him and roared a very vicious roar. He jumped down from the tree and snuggled with him because it turned out he was a cute little bunny.
The bunny then played coconut football with them and turned out to be a superb running back. He also got a total of 19 tackles in the 1st quarter. As soon as they got done with coconut football, they took the bunny back to the main village. the main village accepted him to be the village symbol. He also knew how to play the drums very well. He played for the village every Tuesday for sheer enjoyment. He one day brought his little chipmunk friends to play coconut football and they turned out to be superb wideouts.
They also all played the guitars and they sang very elegantly. hey all also were the village mascots. One day they all of a sudden disappeared. The bunny, in which they named Captain Fluffy Bottom, was hopping in the woods to get to coconut football when he all of a sudden heard a loud shriek. He, being the amazing bunny he is, hopped towards the noise only to find out his secret wife Fanny, had been bunny napped. Captain Fluffy Bottom felt a rage ample him. He knew what he had to do. He had put together an immense arsenal of bubble guns and water guns, especially for this type of event.
The villagers began to worry for Captain Fluffy Bottom, the chipmunks were afraid to go outside anymore because of Captain Fluffy Bottoms disappearance. They sent out a search team of brave ferocious men that would do anything to get Captain Fluffy Bottom back. They didn’t care what they had to do, as long as they got their friend back. They would punt an evil bunny across the aisle if they had to. Captain Fluffy Bottom went on a vast trek to find some more of his allies to help him take down the man that had taken his cute wife Fanny. He was almost there when he found his loved spouse Fanny.
The only bad thing, she was tied to a chair surrounded by very revolting mountain lions. He knew what he had to do. He jumped from the tree in which he was hiding and started to lay down very menacing fire with his big water gun. He shot the two mountain lions on guard in the eyes to blind them. He quickly tied them up and taped their mouths shut so they could not alarm the other 4 lions. He pulled out his small but mighty bubble gun and took out the other 4. He tied them up and scooted them all together after he untied his wife. He left them there and took his wife back to the village.
The village was more worried than ever for the Captain Fluffy Bottom. They stopped looking for him and began planning a funeral. Just before they started the ceremony, Captain Fluffy Bottom arose from the jungle and started to pant due to exhaustion. The village stopped what they were doing and greeted him back and were all around thrilled to have him back. He then greeted his wife to the village and went on to enjoy his life in the village. Fanny started to do yoga on the beach with all of the other women. Captain Fluffy Bottom went right back to coconut football and they lived happily ever after.